Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

loonylunalovegood97:

thesmuggledplum:

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

OH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS WAS A THING I A SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

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One time in class, I got fed up

This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
Kid: why can't we watch a movie?
Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
Me: then why do they give us homework?
Whole class: .....
Teacher: .....
President: .....
Miley Cyrus: ....
Me: ....
Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.

crescere-ex-nihilo:

usuk-omg:

nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

too risky man

just cus it’s baljeet

crescere-ex-nihilo:

usuk-omg:

nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

too risky man

just cus it’s baljeet

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konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

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gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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freshsprince:

i love that book the fault in our wallflowers

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idareu2bme:

cheesusfugget:

Based on a true story

Uterus, you need therapy.

idareu2bme:

cheesusfugget:

Based on a true story

Uterus, you need therapy.

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Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

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jbuffyangel:

smoakandarrow:

This seemed like a pretty important statement from Stephen Amell regarding photo content involving his kid, so I’m signal boosting it so everybody knows and can respect the guy’s wishes.

Agreed. We enjoy the actors and the actor’s WORK. Their children have nothing to do with it. I will never understand this.

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yentruoc10:

I love this picture 😊

yentruoc10:

I love this picture 😊

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dorkiest-dorkasaurus:

If you ever feel sad, just remember I was nearly able to buy this sweater

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BUT MY MOM SAID NO

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What tumblr has done to me

Sees Porn: no reaction

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

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high-vel0city:

I wanna be in that relationship were I can just do the stupidest shit. Like legit, dance in public with me, make faces at me, do accents with me, hell, make fun of my bad habits in a funny way. I don’t care, just have fun with me.

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